Ladies Edition:
Okay, so now we have to address people's clothing habits. I think that it is absolutely inappropriate for a woman to wear jeans and there is flesh hanging over or bulging out of said clothing. Sweety no one wants to see your muffin tops mmm'kay.
Jeans that are visibly too tight are not attractive either. KNOW your shape, point blank. For example, if you have a big butt don't wear low rider jeans. Low rider jeans, they were not created for you and will not fit you properly which leaves you flashing your crack whenever you sit, squat, or bend over. Trust me people don't really wanna see that. In fact when I do see that it causes me to vomit just a lil.
If you have no butt, don't wear apple bottom jeans. Those jeans were created for a select few and chances are they didn't have you in mind when they did. Now if they created a flat back or wide back jeans you'd be the prime candidate for those.
And lord don't get me started on shirts. If you are extremely top heavy don't wear shirts that are v-cut. It looks like you stuffed to hams down the front of your shirt. This is no where near attractive. Now I know some of you can't help it, but you can buy better shirts and things more flattering to your figure.
The moral of the story is don't ruin pretty clothing with your figure because you can't put an outfit together!
1 comment:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Even though it needed to be said, i think you'll need another trip to church just for that one post alone. Lets see:
"Now if they created a flat back or wide back jeans you'd be the prime candidate for those."
***pretty harsh***
i will however give you kudos on several valid points well made. i think you let other indiscretions go unchecked, but thats ok (i might have felt choked up if you hit them all).
But, but, but:
"If you are extremely top heavy don't wear shirts that are v-cut. It looks like you stuffed to hams down the front of your shirt."
You could never have been more wrong. i know you feel like the second part of that should be an insult but NO, its actually a very endearing compliment to all the proud holders of village feeders everywhere. Its like having a 'donkey' and wearing Apple Bottom Jeans ***Thank You Nelly***; Absolutely Essential. If you are top heavy show 'em off, if you are top-light show 'em off. It doesnt really matter cause tit-eez are tit-eez & tit-eez are a B.E.A.Utifal thing.
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